.... well, it is a lot of things, & unfortunately, I am the epitomy of it. I've noticed a lot of new things about myself the last little while, & being a procrationator is definately on the top of that list. I like to let some of the little things slide til they become a mess with a mind of their own, such as my waistline. It's grown through this Holiday Cookie Season & I find my comfy jeans to be muffin-toppable & my tummy marshmallow-y. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining cuz I still fit into a size 10 (kinda....), & I know for a fact that I have come a loooong way with my weight & general health.
Two years after having my gorgeous daughter, Kelsey, I had my amazingly weird son, Seamus, & after 40 weeks of eating nothing but Ice Capps & Timbits I tipped the scales at 240lbs. It was horrifying! Never have I been so heavy in my life & I knew that I had to do something about it. New Year's Resolution: Lose Weight. I accomplished it within 3 & a half months! I went to the gym twice a day, 6 days a week, ate nothing but bananas, soups, & salads, & took every chance I had to get moving on top of counting every little calorie. My last offical diet weigh-in I was 140 lbs; I had a defined waist, ankles (as opposed to Kankles), & only 1 chin (the one I was born with!). Now I see dieting as a lifestyle change, one that I must do again as I am once again getting squishy, & one that I must must must maintain, not only for my girlish figure, but for my health.
New Year's 2010 Resolution: Change Lifestyle. I shall say good-bye to all my favorite foods: Coca-cola, I will miss your bubbly personality ... keep kickin' pepsi's ass without me! Mini Wheats, you delicious biscuits, I can nolonger stomach a 750 calorie bowl of your sweetness, & my colon can nolonger stomach the obstructions! Dearest & Naughtiest Expensive Fancy Coffees, you shall be my biggest loss, for I adore you more over everything I consume. But your 2000 liquid calorie injection of little nutritional value is a stab in my back, you break my heart, why can't you be delicious and low-cal? *sigh*
So, as for procrastinating, it is no more the disgusting, smelly monkey on my back! Besides, procrastination is like masturbation, either way, you're just fucking yourself ....
Weight Today: 160 lbs.
New Calorie Intake: 1300 - 1500/per day
How Many Bananas? Looks like 3!
Thats fuckin' funny Trina! We're all VERY impressed with how far you've come. Keep up the good work and we expect you to be a size 9 by March! But don't worry because we love you for your "mind" anyway.
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Yes, great mind indeed. I don't know where you get all your genius!
ReplyDeleteHopefully I can get over that thing called procrastination myself. Good luck! Much love! A.P.